Thursday, 8 May 2014

Demon Drink Blues

This was the first of my poems (or lyrics as Chaz calls them) that my friend Charles Crane set to music and performed. Video by another blogging chum, Dioclese.
 
 

Wednesday, 7 May 2014

Bad News (Set to music by Chaz Crane, but renamed "Bears". I think you'll see why.)

Monday, 5 May 2014

Pet Puppet

When I was a lad, I had a huge, vicious German Shepherd dog called Sabre as a pet and he used to attack small children and rip out their throats.
 
Tell a lie. It was a guinea pig called Floppy and he couldn't even rip the throat out of my sister's Barbie.
 
Floppy died during a play I was performing for my little friends. Apparently using small furry animals as glove puppets isn’t particularly good for them.
 
After that, I had to change his name to Stiffy and keep him in the freezer.