The Itch

Wedding bells
Nappy smells
Filled with poo and pee
Darling dear
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This really isn't me

 

Nagging whine
Dinner time
But, and here’s the rub
Darling dear
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I’m going down the pub

 

Wanting love
Elbow shove
Asked for marriage right
Darling dear
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I’m too knackered tonight

 

Lovely eyes
Silken thighs
Beauty I can’t bear
Darling dear
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I’m having an affair

 

Screaming fight
House alight
I think it’s time to go
Darling dear
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You’ve been so nice to know